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shitshilarious:

MOM GET NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM ON THE PHONE

shitshilarious:

MOM GET NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM ON THE PHONE

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vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

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philosophers-scone:

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

i am SO glad that lad culture is there. lad culture makes being a student in the UK horrific, for men and for women

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sharonosbourne:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

no one will ever touch it

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lolzpicx:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. 

(Source: nuclearoverreactor, via damn-funny)

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

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fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

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